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Hello, mortals.

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mike-the-martian:

totallyfubar:

I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious

dawwww bless :’)

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danbutt:

[in a scottish accent] fuck me with your bear cock

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

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That little tail wag kills me

(Source: ds08tf, via nosimplewaytoeatspaghetti)

That one person who is always talking down your life and you never say shit back

Cause guess what their life is mediocre as shit

And it feels too good to let them know

danbutt:

quality reporting

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nosimplewaytoeatspaghetti:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

*returns there*
*pleases carts*

gameraboy:

Canada

I love everything about this.

(Source: theone8888, via nosimplewaytoeatspaghetti)

Tried to catch some lightning on my new phone <3